Friday, 16 September 2016

Wife:- you're smelling women's perfume

Wife:-You’re smelling woman’s perfume. Where did you get it?
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Husband: From the woman I was squeezed with in a taxi.
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Wife:-What about the lipstick on your mouth?
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Husband: Oh that one? I got it from sandra who I was congratulating for passing her exams.
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Wife:-What about the used condoms in your pocket?
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Husband: Hey leave me alone don’t ask silly questions. I want to sleep!!
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Wife:-(crying) This is not fair cuz when I used them I don’t bring them home.
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Husband: (Waking up angry). What did you say?
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Wife:-Leave me alone I want to sleep.
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The Question is “Which Of Them Will Not Have A Nice Sleep?”
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